29 Funny Mom Shirts Ideas

The invention of the T-shirt revolutionized the life of many people, the list of which includes pop music stans, angsty teenagers, and exhausted moms looking to make a point.

And look, moms are very good at making a point—so it’s time to do it without words. It’s time to take out the funny shirts.  

Let’s go, girls. It’s time to overthrow the reign of dad jokes and give mom jokes the crown they deserve. Get your point across—alongside a few laughs—with the following funny mom shirts.

01. A Walk in the (Jurassic) Park.

Next time someone tells you motherhood is a walk in the park, feel free to channel your inner T-Rex and eat them in one bite.

02. Moms Don’t Rise and Shine.

Moms and coffee—name a more iconic duo. This T-shirt is perfect to warn others that you’re a tired mom who only returns to life after her roasted bean juice.

03. A Mother’s Love Like No Otter.

Who says cringy puns are only a dad’s playing field? This mom shirt is funny, cute, and reminds your children of the time they liked to sleep on your belly—just like otters do.

04. Freestyle Mom.

There are many books, forums, and groups, but no “how to mom” guide exists. That’s why this funny mom shirt is perfect for the mom who is just winging it as she goes—that is, all moms.

05. Mom-Approved Periodic Table.

Perfect for the science moms out there, this clever T-shirt may not be the easiest to understand, but it’s sure to bring the nerdiest cackles out there.

06. Straight Outta Patience.

While Straight Outta Compton is not exactly the most mom-oriented thing out there, gangsta rap has nothing on moms running out of patience. 

07. Mom Out of Battery.

It doesn’t matter when you’re reading this—as a mom, you’re probably running out of battery. Since Apple hasn’t developed a mom charging device yet, you might as well get a funny mom shirt highlighting your 24/7 mood.

08. The Importance of Alone Time.

Some people think moms need a break to heal themselves. Fools. This funny T-shirt reminds them that mom breaks are a survival matter—for everyone else.

09. On Wednesdays, Moms Wear This Shirt.

Enjoy the Mean Girls renaissance as you must: with a stylish pink sweatshirt that you have to wear on Wednesdays. Complete the Cool Mom look with Amy Poehler’s iconic chihuahua.

10. Mom and Her Minis.

Perfect for moms unafraid of the edgy, punk-like aesthetic, this funny mom shirt highlights the truth for everyone with children: you’ll now understand what your parents went through. 

11. Mom Nutrition Facts.

Fact #1: Everyone absentmindedly reads nutrition labels. Fact #2: Everything in this shirt is 100% correct and has been verified by Mom, which means they cannot be wrong.

12. Lethal Weapon: Mom Voice.

This T-shirt is a walking reminder of the almighty power every mom has: the command of her voice. 

13. The Momalorian.

The best way to wear this T-shirt is with a helmet and your child in a Baby Yoda costume. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

14. The Bank of Mom.

From the cartoonish 50s vibe to the excellent sarcastic humor, this funny mom shirt is a deadpan reminder of the greatest bank your child will ever see. 

15. Mom Vibes? 90s Sitcoms.

Few sitcom mothers are as much of a role model as That ‘70s Show’s Kitty Forman. But the more you settle into motherhood, the more you’ll start to really get her. This T-shirt needs no more words.

16. The Toughest Hood.

Being a mom is tough. A T-shirt or sweatshirt with this motif will never let anyone forget about it. 

17. Double Shot.

Kids have endless energy to create chaos, and moms have limited energy to fix it. Sipping whatever keeps them going sounds like a great exchange, doesn’t it?

19. Feral Housewives. 

This funny mom shirt highlights the existence of feral housewives (not to be confused with desperate ones)—also known as every mom before their morning coffee. 

20. Parenting Style? It’s a Range.

This T-shirt is bound to bring a few chuckles out of fellow parents, all of us stumbling into parenthood from one side to the other. Don’t worry—as they get older, so does your resigned confusion.

21. Mama Bear.

Sometimes, the funniest mom shirts are the ones with few words and plenty of style. After all, being fashionable doesn’t make a mama bear any less dangerous when her cubs are in danger.

22. Over Stimulated Moms Club.

This colorful and ‘60s-inspired font and design are eye-catching enough to be trendy yet bold enough to let everyone know your children are making sure your five senses are always on the lookout. Always. 

23. Weird Moms Build Character.

Your children didn’t choose to have a weird mom, but if that’s who you are, announce it to the world with this shirt—after all, your kids will come out better thanks to it!

24. Flying Away? Mom’s Last… Fudge.

This shirt mixes the delicacy of a gentle flying butterfly and the hilarity of a perfectly-placed curse for emphasis. Bonus points: if your children are old enough to read, they won’t stop giggling about it!

25. Yelling? A Mom’s Last Resort.

Ah, a mother’s yell—some fear it, some judge it. But only other mothers know that behind every scream, there are endless hours of sweet words and tired nagging! 

26. Vanilla Ice Approved.

Few things are as mom-coded as cheesy 90s one-hit wonders, so what better way to announce you as a future mom than this funny mom shirt?

27. For Six Hours, I’m The Perfect Mom.

You can only be the mom of your dreams when you’re inside them, but at least this shirt will get a sympathetic nod of approval from fellow dream-crushed moms. 

28. Here to Embarrass My Kids.

Who said embarrassing your kids is a dad-only activity? Boldly state your intentions with this T-shirt and watch your children shamefully cover their faces. 

29. Of Daughters and Coffees.

Not only is this a hilarious way to get an eye-roll from your daughter, but you can also make a point of visiting your mom while wearing it. She’ll have a laugh too. 

Embrace The Comedy of Parenthood With Funny Mom Shirts

Whether you’re a sarcastic type of mom, a pop-culture-loving nerd, or just a jolly mother seeking to bring a smile to people, these funny mom shirts are a great way to make a fashionable statement.

Plus, motherhood is hard enough as it is—we might as well laugh about it.

Check out mom and son matching outfits to get even more great ideas on incredible mom outfits.

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