Babies are a little bundle of joy and love incarnated. They also happen to be tiny, adorable screaming and puking machines for the first few months of their lives.
Being a new parent is not easy. You’re dealing with postpartum, you’re stressed, and you’re adjusting to a new normal. I’m trying to say that things are tough, so there is nothing wrong with finding ways to laugh and make things easier for you.
And if that laughter comes from a tiny baby T-shirt with an awful baby pun, that is your right.
Take advantage of the fact that babies and infants can’t read yet and make them wear the funniest, whackiest shirts you can get your hands on. Rest assured, I have compiled a list of funny baby tees for you.
1. AB/CD
Leave your child Thunderstruck with this funny infant tee parodying AC/DC’s emblematic logo. Plus, it’s Back In Black—what more could you ask for? Sure, the baby doesn’t yet understand the importance of classic rock, but you can work on that as they grow up.
2. AWWs
There is only one thing better than parodying a classic rock band’s logo: parodying a classic movie’s poster. Even more so when it is done in an adorable style to match.
This funny baby shirt comes in multiple sizes to fit newborns and babies up to 24 months old, making it a versatile choice. Not to mention, it’s also eerie foreshadowing for parents who will have to get used to the horrors of a Baby Shark lurking in their homes soon enough.
3. Straight Outta Mama
Let’s be real—parodying Straight Outta Comptom’s emblematic logo is a tradition that will never be out of style, so it’s best to prepare the baby right after birth.
After all, there is no better timing for this hilarious Straight Outta Mama shirt. Not only is it tongue-in-cheek and sure to make people laugh, but it is also a clear reminder that a tiny human came out of you—thank you very much!
4. Warning: I’m Teething
It might not be Shark Week, but the funny baby tees featuring sharks will keep coming—this time, equal parts a joke and a warning.
Teething babies are babies that enjoy having a surprise bite or two, so what better way to caution others than with the world’s most adorable warning sign?
5. Storm Pooper
This is the pinnacle of funny infant shirts for nerdy parents. Lame pun? Check. Gorgeous yet hilarious graphic design? Check. Star Wars reference? You bet that’s a check, too!
Available in a wide range of colors and sizes for newborns up to toddlers, this hilarious design is a tongue-in-cheek joke for the world’s cutest poop machine.
6. Language, please!
We must shield kids from vulgarity and curse words to ensure proper language development and a polite demeanor.
But we can make a little exception while they’re babies and can’t read just yet. This funny baby tee pokes fun at that logic with the irony of this statement and will, of course, become a fantastic conversation starter with family members and other adults.
7. A Pi-Rate’s Life?
Puns are the pinnacle of humor, and as a parent, you have now unlocked the right to make the world’s cringiest joke with complete freedom.
Cue the quintessential pi pun.
This funny baby shirt not only has an adorable cat mascot design perfect for children, but it also has one of the most groan-inducing puns ever. What’s not to love?
8. Left Unsupervised
Oh, parenthood.
One of the life lessons every new parent learns quickly is that the very moment you turn around and leave your baby alone, something outrageous can and will happen.
That is why this hilarious infant shirt will surely become a hit with your family and other parents. After all, odds are the phrase will always be relevant.
9. Keep Nutella Handy
Okay, Nutella isn’t exactly the healthiest thing to give to an infant. However, as an occasional snack, it is bound to be a great hit—even more so if you are trying to calm down a little tantrum.
And hey, if the Nutella doesn’t work with your infant, you can always keep it yourself for a little pick-me-up. We call that an absolute win.
10. A Very Busy Baby
Sure, your life as the mom of a young child may be chaotic and busy throughout the day, but have you ever stopped to consider the many responsibilities your baby has to worry about?
This funny infant tee is a permanent reminder of the many, many things your little darling has to go through. Please be more considerate of that schedule.
11. There’s Always One Of Those Days
This adorable yet funny baby shirt features a cute crab and a catchy visual pun to convey meaning with a sense of baby-like style.
Plus, it is not only endearingly cute but also very likely to be accurate at least half of the time. Think about it—if you had to deal with diaper rash, you’d be grumpy too.
12. Won’t Move Out Anytime Soon
In some countries, still living with your parents past the age of 20 is seen as a sign of shame—18 years, that is. Rest assured, your 18-month-old is still safe.
With this tongue-in-cheek statement, you’re poking fun at that expectation and securing a few chuckles each time you see your infant. It’s simple yet versatile, making it a universally funny infant tee.
13. Won’t See A Cuter One
I mean, competition is tough out there. Still, amidst the many tax deductions you may qualify for, we’re pretty sure that adorably chubby baby takes the crown as the cutest one. The IRS surely agrees, too.
Found The Perfect Funny Baby Shirt For a Laugh?
There’s a funny baby shirt for everyone. Regardless of your sense of humor—whether it is trendy, nerdy, or just full of dad jokes—letting your baby wear silly, over-the-top outfits is a fantastic way to remind yourself to laugh, even amidst the stress of parenthood.
Plus, they’ll make for hilarious conversation topics once your kids grow up and cringe at your past sense of humor. That is part of parenthood, too.
Now feel free to check out the list of funny mom shirts to make your days and outings even more hilarious.
Last Updated on July 8, 2024 by Tania Nizova | Published: May 11, 2024
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