183 Weird Names: The Worst Names Ever Given to Babies

In recent years, parents have become increasingly creative with naming their babies.

36 Funny Baby Names

Let’s start with these funny, goofy baby names. They come from stories shared by real people. These names are sure to leave you grinning – or maybe scratching your head in bewilderment.

1. Rhyphel (pronounced like “rifle”)
2. Axel and Harness (twins)
3. Bud Weiser Miller
4. Chevrolet (nicknamed Chevy)
5. Hijkmno (pronounced “Noel” or “No L”)
6. Whiskey, Bourbon, and Rye (siblings)
7. ESPN (pronounced “ess-pin”)
8. Wyatt (spelled as “Yit”)
9. Baby Love (given to a man now in his 60s)
10. Pilot Inspektor
11. Cobin (named after a typo of “Colin”)
12. Rain Breadly and Rave Stonely (siblings)
13. Setherod Dragonslayer
14. Pebble
15. Tyme Rimes
16. Summer Breeze
17. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
18. Benedict Cumberbatch
19. FNU (First Name Unknown)
20. Thodor, Torgny, Erland, Styrbjörn, Sten (meaning “stone”)
21. Halen, Malyeiah, Cashden, Loviah, and Knox (siblings)
22. Barnibus Candlesnatch
23. Xyp-per (pronounced like “zipper”)
24. Drink Water (as a first name)
25. Elmo and Bloodrayne
26. Salmon Dream Chang
27. Epic, Legend, Icon, and Historic (siblings)
28. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced “Albin”)
29. Jimothy Cid
30. Dweezil or Moon-Unit
31. USSMissouri (later changed to Jake)
32. Dewberry
33. Saxifonia
34. Mystic Pigeon
35. Harry, Hermione, and Ron (triplets)
36. Leviathan (nicknamed Levi)

40 Weird Names One Could Give a Baby

Holy cow, these names are out there! I never thought I’d see the day when a keyboard smash could be someone’s legal name, but here we are – welcome to the wonderful world of truly unique identities.

1. Fawkes (spelled after the Harry Potter phoenix)
2. Abcd (pronounced “Ab-city”)
3. Xerox
4. Nanamoshia
5. Joughsiah
6. Blakeleigh
7. Amazin
8. Covidubidapdap
9. Covid Rose
10. Le-a (pronounced “Ledasha”)
11. Ocsheanna
12. Lagos-Toy
13. Flee Fornication
14. Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;– (nicknamed “Little Bobby Tables”)
15. Talula Does The Hula In Hawaii
16. Quree (alternative spelling for Corey)
17. Quarantine
18. Renesmee
19. Kletus
20. Lucifer (later renamed Precious)
21. Number 96 Bus Shelter (rejected name application)
22. Airline
23. Covid Marie
24. Harlem Davison
25. Covid and Corona (twins)
26. Shandra Lear (intentionally spelled to sound like “chandelier”)
27. Abcde (pronounced “Ab-si-dee”)
28. La-A (pronounced “La-dash-a”)
29. Marijuana Pepsi
30. La-ka (pronounced “La-dash-ka”)
31. Epic
32. Fenetre (French for “window”)
33. Madeinusa (Made-in-USA)
34. Meconium
35. Cashmoney
36. Samantha and Notsamantha (twins)
37. ABC (pronounced “abbasee”)
38. KVIIIlyn (pronounced “Kaitlyn”)
39. Zowie (pronounced “Zoey”)
40. Nevada (pronounced “Neh-vay-duh”)

40 Dirty Names: Worst Names Ever

Brace yourselves, because these weird names are not for the faint of heart! Whether intentional or not, this collection of worst names ranges from mildly eyebrow-raising to downright shocking. Proceed with caution!

1. Arlik
2. VaGina (pronounced “va-geena”)
3. Beaver
4. Kamikaze
5. Mike Hunt
6. Dick Trickle
7. Misty Hyman
8. Dick Swett
9. Buster Hyman
10. Michael Oxmaul
11. Gaylord Richard Wright
12. Pervis Merr
13. Richard William Johnson (nicknamed “Triple Dick”)
14. Sexy-D
15. Gay Weiner
16. Dick Wood
17. Richard Tickle
18. Harry Butts
19. Tara Hyman
20. Ima Pig
21. Dickson
22. Dick Cheese
23. Charity Head
24. Shithead (pronounced “Shi-Theed”)
25. Hugh G. Rection
26. Gay Byrne (full name: Gabriel Mary Byrne)
27. Vagina (pronounced “Va-gee-na”)
28. Fanny Chmelar
29. Shirley Gay
30. Gaylord Horny Jr.
31. Ima Whore
32. Hardick Dikshit
33. Anita Head
34. Richard Pate (nicknamed “Dick Pate”)
35. Moe Lester
36. Sex Machine
37. Ima Dyck
38. Gay Johnson
39. Anita Dyck
40. Daisy Panty

36 Stupid Joke Names for Babies

Oh boy, where do I even begin? This list is a grab bag of questionable choices, pop culture references gone wrong, and names that make you wonder, “What were they thinking?” Get ready for a rollercoaster of facepalms and giggles!

1. Swastika
2. Candida
3. Everard and Ophelia Dick (siblings)
4. Flint Caseksuewasher
5. Gaylord Dickinson
6. Dolores (meaning “pains”)
7. Pandora
8. Golden Brown
9. Iona Precious Jewel
10. Dump
11. Million Dollar Baby
12. Rayovac
13. Cartel
14. X-Æ A-Xii (Elon Musk’s child)
15. Harley Davidson, Rebel Rage, and Aryan (siblings)
16. Da-Money
17. Godswill, Godspromise, and Godspower (triplets)
18. Covid Bryant
19. Legna (“angel” spelled backward)
20. Olafunky
21. Kachra (meaning “Garbage” in Hindi)
22. Yvonne (pronounced “WHY-vonnay”)
23. Melonasia
24. Muhammad Jesus Gautama
25. Baby Love
26. Yorrick
27. Umbi (born near Columbia Falls)
28. Christopher Peter Bacon
29. Koast, Port, and Harbour (siblings)
30. Capp’n (for Captain America)
31. Ella Funt
32. Princess and Angel (siblings with ironic names)
33. Guy Virgin
34. Phelonie (pronounced like “felony”)
35. Holy Spacecraft
36. Oily Chain

9 Ugly & Offensive Baby Names

Yikes! Fair warning: this list contains names that might make you cringe. From historical blunders to cultural faux pas, these weird names showcase some seriously poor judgment.

1. Hitler Mussolini
2. Hamas (meaning “Lion” in some languages)
3. Adolf (especially in Jewish neighborhoods)
4. Dorcas
5. Cletus or Chlamydia
6. Christian (seen as potentially trapping a child in religion)
7. John or Jane Doe (causes legal issues)
8. Dodge
9. Aquiles (in Hispanic countries, leads to unfortunate puns)

Prank or Pop Culture Inspired Names (list to be continued)

Calling all fandoms and pranksters! This tiny but mighty list is all about names inspired by beloved characters or dreamed up for a laugh. It’s amazing what some parents will do for a chuckle or to show their pop culture allegiance!

1. Luke Skywalker or Bella (fictional names)

Wrapping Up The List Of 183 Weird Names from Real Life

These 183 weird names range from unconventional spellings to outright bizarre choices. While some parents might find them unique, it’s important to consider the potential impact on the child’s life.

It’s worth noting that some cultures have different naming conventions, and what might seem unusual in one context could be perfectly normal in another.

However, parents should always consider how a name might affect their child’s life in the long term.

Remember, a name is more than just a label – it’s an important part of a person’s identity. Choosing a name for your child is a significant responsibility that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

Last Updated on July 24, 2024 by Tania Nizova | Published: July 24, 2024